Get back Yngwie, step aside Slash! Metallica? Lol, more like "You-suck-at-guitarica"! Cannibal Corpse? Ahaha, more like, "This sounds like a corpse playing a guitar because you suck so bad"! Dave Mustaine? More like, "I (Mu)stained the sheets because my guitar technique sucks"!
Lamb of God? More like, "I play guitar like a sheep...BAAAAA-D!" Lulz.
Korn? More like, "Listen to these korn-y guitar sounds and I suck at it!"
THIS IS THE MOST EPIC, ORIGINAL, METAL, GUITAR TECHNIQUE OF ALL TIME! EVER! EVER! PERIOD!
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE THIS TECHNIQUE! YOU WILL DIE!*
TOO BRUTAL FOR YOU!
*Happy April 1st ;)
*You will not die (probably)
*I actually like all of those bands and people